On my wedding day I made my photographer take a photo of Alice and me recreating the final tableau of our high school’s 2003 production of The Hobbit, starring Alice as Bilbo Baggins and me as Thorin Oakenshield, where—just as in the classic novel—Thorin survives the final battle and visits Bilbo at the Shire to give him his gold and call him brave, and Bilbo says, “Brave? Me?” and they put their hands on each other’s shoulders and turn to stare out at the audience and freeze as the curtain closes and instrumental music from Titanic plays (100% true description of the final scene of our high school’s 2003 production of The Hobbit). Long story short, we nailed it YET AGAIN.
Our makeup is ON POINT. And that’s what matters.