Fuzzy Logic
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There's nothing quite like sitting at the counter of a diner sharing a milkshake with the cutest boy you know.
Especially when he is four years old and everyone else in the diner thinks you are his mother.
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“6:15 — TXT from Mom
7 — Wake up groggy from a dream about driving a Zamboni”An old note to myself -
“Alice,
I think that our Osric! spinoff should be a musical. Thank you so much for your creativity and energy, as well as for your understanding of this knotty and difficult play. You were truly an in^valuable asset to our cast.
Yours, yours,
-Rob”A letter I just found from the “director” of a production of Hamlet I did.
Things I love about it: 1. Faux-pretentiousness 2. The blatant attempt to gloss over the out-and-out fight we had had two days prior 3. The telling mistake that he tried to correct with a carrot when he actually wrote “You were truly an valuable asset to our cast”.
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From the Wire
‘Back now to the Mountain!’ cried Thorin. ‘We have little time to lose.’
‘And little food to use!’ cried Bilbo
- The Hobbit
Speaking of dramatic teenage moments…
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IMPORTANT MEMORY:
Alice Yorke, age 15, in a history class debate about abortion being dominated by the insufferable young man who would later be our valedictorian, with only a few seconds left on the clock, whips out a coat hanger as a shock tactic, making everyone in the room (except for her friends, who knew this was coming and in some cases [mine] skipped lunch to watch) extremely uncomfortable.
That young man later wrote a paper in our English class in which he referred to me as a “red-headed Mike Tyson, hitting below the belt.” TheCoastisClear later made me a pin out of a plastic ear.
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Also, this is in Studio 54! Living in NYC is like living in a movie sometimes.
Spotted at the opera tonight: Charles Isherwood and Christian Siriano
Then I got into a cab that T.R. Knight was getting out of. When my friend told the cabbie that someone famous had just been in his cab he said, “Oh really? You know why I didn’t know he was famous? He didn’t tip me.”
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Last time I went to the opera
This is what I wore:
- Green dress
- Purple shoes
- Red coat
- Orange scarf
- Yellow gloves
- Blue purse
I’ve decided to dress a little more monochromatic this time.
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Time to play dress up.
Sorry Pittsburgh church, it takes too long to get to you.
