TIME TRAVEL INCLUDED????!?!?!?
|Him:||Listening to Harry Potter and the thought--man, they would save so much time sleuthing if they just had google.
|Me:||IT WOULDN'T WORK AT HOGWARTS!!!!!
"I was never the class clown. I am not a troubled but devilishly handsome wastrel living on a trust fund. I’ve never beaten up anyone, have steadfastly not aspired to write like Raymond Carver, and have never played strip Scrabble with a junkie violinist on a leaky waterbed in a Key West penthouse. There are so many things I am not and will never be, and I’m glad I know about them. It helps me stay focused on exactly who I am. What about you? Who aren’t you? Fantasize about all the paths you will never take. Put it in writing."
#free will astrology