January 2012
32 posts
I am manifesting a rich boyfriend to take me to...
And to fly me to Arizona to visit my sister.
This is possible, right?
“Fuck them is what I say. I hate those e-books. They cannot be the future. They...”
– Renowned children’s book author MAURICE SENDAK, telling us how he really feels, on The Colbert Report. (via inothernews)
Just watched the first episode of "Downton Abbey."
YESSSSSSSSSSS.
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This morning, in poor decisions
“Okay, I have an hour and a half before my run. What should I eat for breakfast? Small bowl of leftover oatmeal with raisins and peanut butter and honey? Or slightly larger bowl of cereal with milk that we should use up soon? Pah, small bowl of leftover oatmeal with raisins and peanut butter and honey won’t be enough food! Cereal it is!!”
Because nothing says...
suzywire:
fleet foxes - dancing on...
“If you get embarrassed every time you drop a pad or tampon — and it will happen...”
– Rookie Mag (via eredit)
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Back to school today!!!!
Clown college how I’ve missed you!!!!
Dear Cramps,
I’m very upset that you’ve come back into my life. I was a much happier person without you. Please leave. Now.
Alywoowho
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Turns out it's not so hard to break into my house.
My friends and I got locked out last night and I climbed in through the kitchen window.
Did you know you can buy Cocoa Pebbles on Amazon?
Amazon freaks me out.
I've got an Amazon gift card and want to get a...
The Atlantic or Runner’s World and National Geographic?
Or something else?
You are wrong.
I did not just lick cornbread crumbs off my plate.
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I've eaten half of the loaf of corn bread I made...
I would feel worse about this if it weren’t basically the only food in my house.
I'm taking up running again.
If it’s 15 degrees today and will be 40 tomorrow, it’s common sense telling me to not go today, right? Not laziness?
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Dreamt last night that all my hair fell out at...
No way that means anything good.
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December 2011
25 posts
Just found this letter in my basement
Father Timothy (redacted)
The Rescue Mission
University of Notre Dame
South Bend, Indiana
Dear Marie,
Perhaps you have heard of me and my nationwide campaign in the cause of temperance. Each year for the past fourteen years, I have made a tour of Florida, South Georgia, Indiana, Iowa and Illinois and have delivered a series of lectures of the evils of drinking. On this tour I have been...
Been drinking hot toddies to keep sane.
I love being home in NJ but I am really ready to go home to Philly.
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I made out with someone last night.
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kelsium:
Hey, so, idiocy triggers my rage disorder so I’d appreciate it if y’all would put trigger warnings on all your dealings with stupid people.
Anyone remember seeing a tutorial for how to make...
Now that I want it, of course I can’t find it.
Thanks.
Doing crafts like crass wizards.
That’s what’s up with me and my sister today.
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I am home from clown college
and I kind of have no idea what to do with myself.
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Who would like to go to the Mummers Parade with me...
Serious question.
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I'd love to see Rick Perry's face when he realizes...
redqueenxlt:
-don’t know if this went around my corner of tumblr-verse yesterday while I was in cookieland, but
THIS MAKE ME UGLY GIANT BELLY SCHADENFREUDE LAUGH.
So I’m sharing. R. Perry beware! (Those “gay”s and the rainbow-ites that adore them WE ARE ALL AROUND YOU.)
Also I love me some Copland and you don’t get to appropriate (you bay-starrred politician you.)
