Fuzzy Logic

Wonderful, wonderful week on the farm. 78-year old Polish woman. Old friend. New friends. Jamborees.

Great birthday party last night. Bartender bought my drinks and played great music. Good friends. Little prezzies. Buck Hunter.

Ya-ya Sisterhood style ritual tonight with Sister and Mother, asking Spirits to help sell our house. Making appropriate headgear now. Pictures to follow.

Time to get my drink on.

They’re hosting a workshop with an 86-year old Polish woman, so I had to be there, duh.

Anyway I’m going to NYC tonight for a sleepover with my friend and his new puppy and then tomorrow I’m off.

I’ll get back in NYC next Sunday which is my BIRTHDAAAAYYYYYYYYY for drinking and partying and maybe ice cream cake? I hope there’s ice cream cake.

See you all on the other side of a quarter century.

I bought a Groupon last May—$25 for an hour-long massage. Then I moved out of New York. Then I didn’t move back. Now it expires in two weeks and their first available appointment isn’t for three weeks.

Nobody to blame but me for this one.

Let’s move this thing!

(check all that apply)

• the beach
• Bruce Springsteen
• good public schools
• sandwiches
• comic book shops
• national parks
• seafood
• bridges
• ice cream
• community
• Jon Stewart
• record stores
• fancy restaurants
• dive bars
• good private schools
• Daddy Warbucks’s house in Annie
• safe neighborhoods
• joy
• boats
• skiing
• water-skiing
• ice boating
• Kevin Smith
• vintage clothing
• roller derby
• regional theatre
• Thai food
• pizza
• bagels
• New York City
• bocce
• happiness
• fresh air
• firemen’s fairs
• chocolate croissants
• breakfast sandwiches
• peanuts
• saltwater taffy
• half-priced bottles of wine
• live music
• history
• cool stuff
• horse racing
• malls
• gardens
• tomatoes
• the ocean
• lighthouses
• peninsulas
• feeling awesome?

Well then you should consider moving into my mother’s house.

I figure that if I tell all my internet and facebook friends, and they tell all their internet and facebook friends, who do the same, yadda yadda yadda, surely somewhere among them is a person looking for a 4-bedroom colonial on the beautiful Jersey shore.

Details and pictures to follow.

—I don’t care how drunk that Swedish girl was when she said this to me… I am going to marry this compliment and live with it in improbable domestic bliss forEVER AND EVER AND EVER.

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Snuffleupagus has a first name—Aloysius.

And his niece’s name is Alice.

Cuz it sure as hell wasn’t me.

This is the first one. Tomorrow there’s an open house. Send your good juju our way this weekend… it would be great to not have this be a really long drawn out process.