Boring but Important (to me) (possibly gross to...
After more than a month of threatening to do so, that toenail finally came off.
I have to admit,
tomyhusband: this hipster wedding invitation is pretty fucking cool. Yep.
Some spam I got this morning.
oh hey, my darling! My name is Nika, im really hot ukrainian girl I very like the virtual hot meeting. If you are realy interesting to love chat, meeting, change photos, hot webcam (skype) talk with me (or with my girlfriends) please go to my web paage: [redacted] turtledove, I am going now, see you I got this email 9 times but each greeting was a little different… ciao, my best!...
Things the doctor said to me today
“So what’s the deal with your period?” “That takes gonads.”
"I love that you do Tumblr."
First day of no school/summer vacation
Morning: Brunch with friends. Fried eggs, bacon, waffles, potato salad, salmon salad, tea biscuits, cranberry walnut bread and mimosas. Afternoon: Colposcopy. Evening: Performing Katharine Hepburn as Hamlet. Yes.
G-chatting with your ex-boyfriend when you're a...
Why are you (still) asking me when I’m going to move to LA?